Phone call sketch feat. Ms. Gov. Sarah Palin

- Yes?
- Is this mr. Shit’o'TypeWriter?
- SchizoTypeWriter, please..
- Well, whatever. Did you post me naked?
- Uhm… Mrs. Govenour Sarah Palin?
- Speaking!
- Yes?
- Did you or did you not post me naked?
- Uhm.. it was a kind of accident…
- What do you mean “accident?”
- My fingers slipped on the keyboard.
- I thought you used an old fashioned typewriter, hence the name?
- Oh… busted…
- You don’t use a Corona posting on the internet?
- It kind of broke down…
- Well let me tell you this!
- What?
- Try to put lipstick on it!
- Alas.. I already did that.
- Hm… maybe we should just drop it.
- Did that too. Hurt my toe very badly.
- Hahahahaha!
- I know…
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, PUT LIPSTICK ON THAT SHITOCRYWRITER

Why McCain will win the presidential election over Obama

Naming Sarah Palin (and not a word in this article about lipstick, dogs or any other creatures by the way!) senator John McCains vice-presidential candidate, McCain coupled up with a woman, seeming to fulfill what to me looks like an American archetype of a couple of persons radiating safety and cosiness.

I began wondering what was so familiar about the whole look and appearance of John McCain side-by-side with Sarah Plain (forgive me, that was an unintended typo, I discovered reading through again – and then, I kind of liked it) Palin.

The answer much to my surprise, was Candid Camera!

In this all-time, cosy, funny, and slightly daring tv-show, we see the same pattern, regarding the show-hosts: A mature, slightly distinguished, but not too intellectual elderly male, side-by-side a clearly younger, good-looking, or at least attempting-to-look-good, type-casted female. (E.g. Peter Funt/Suzanne Somers)

Et voilà! There you have it, my dear friends – I bet a dollar, that McCain-Palin will win the election, because they remind the most of what is cosy, safe, yet slightly daring, and most importantly perhaps; not to be taking all too seriously: The future hosts of The White House in Washington D.C. – the cloned hosts of Smile… you’re on Candid Camera!

(Please refer to this text, in the same context as you would refer to the Jon Stewart Daily Show.)

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